diff --git a/NOTEPAD.md b/NOTEPAD.md
index dcb2e9f..6160090 100644
--- a/NOTEPAD.md
+++ b/NOTEPAD.md
@@ -32,6 +32,8 @@ Deferring because out of scope is fine, but don't mention deferring than.
 - CHORE/INFRA: `requires-python` is capped below 3.14 because the MCP SDK wants a newer
   starlette there than the pinned `sentry-sdk<2` allows. Lift the cap when sentry-sdk moves
   to 2.x.
+- FEAT/UI: no screen for alerting. Channels and rules are API-only (`/alerts/config`),
+  so setting up a phone notification means calling the endpoint by hand.
 - FEAT/UI: there is no screen for managing the secrets store itself. A node parameter marked
   `x-secret` offers the stored secrets, but they can only be created through the API.
 - FEAT/FLOW: input discretization drops the trailing edge — if a producer goes quiet inside
diff --git a/ROADMAP.md b/ROADMAP.md
index c284207..763ffb3 100644
--- a/ROADMAP.md
+++ b/ROADMAP.md
@@ -71,7 +71,11 @@ external interfaces. See `docs/architecture/structure.canvas` → *Backend – M
 - [x] Per-input/-output discretization interval setting: a port publishes, or
       wakes its node, at most every n seconds. State keeps the latest value, so
       only the delivery is skipped
-- [ ] Alert / notification handler
+- [x] Alert / notification handler: engine failures — a node raising, a connection
+      dropping, a flow quarantined, the queue gone — reach ntfy, email or a webhook.
+      Mostly it declines to send: the same fault repeating is one alert with a count,
+      a flapping connection is muted, and there is a ceiling per hour. Configured
+      through the API at `/alerts/config`, with a test send per channel
 - [x] Deep health check (`GET /utils/health/`): reports event-loop lag and state-backend
       reachability and fails the container healthcheck, so a wedged engine is restarted
       rather than counted as up. One engine per deployment — the API image runs a single
diff --git a/backend/app/api/main.py b/backend/app/api/main.py
index 1be2a17..2f9b508 100644
--- a/backend/app/api/main.py
+++ b/backend/app/api/main.py
@@ -1,6 +1,15 @@
 from fastapi import APIRouter
 
-from app.api.routes import flows, login, oauth, private, secrets, users, utils
+from app.api.routes import (
+    alerts,
+    flows,
+    login,
+    oauth,
+    private,
+    secrets,
+    users,
+    utils,
+)
 
 api_router = APIRouter()
 api_router.include_router(login.router)
@@ -9,6 +18,7 @@ api_router.include_router(utils.router)
 api_router.include_router(flows.router)
 api_router.include_router(flows.ws_router)
 api_router.include_router(secrets.router)
+api_router.include_router(alerts.router)
 # Always mounted so the generated SDK stays the same shape; the endpoints
 # themselves refuse to work unless MCP is switched on.
 api_router.include_router(oauth.router)
diff --git a/backend/app/api/routes/alerts.py b/backend/app/api/routes/alerts.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d5a5ff4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/backend/app/api/routes/alerts.py
@@ -0,0 +1,85 @@
+"""Alerting configuration: which failures go where."""
+
+from pathlib import Path
+from typing import Any
+
+from fastapi import APIRouter, Depends, HTTPException
+from fastapi.concurrency import run_in_threadpool
+
+from app.api.deps import FlowControllerDep, get_current_user
+from app.core.config import settings
+from app.flow.alerts import Alert, AlertsConfig
+from app.models import Message
+
+router = APIRouter(
+    prefix="/alerts", tags=["alerts"], dependencies=[Depends(get_current_user)]
+)
+
+
+def _path() -> Path:
+    return settings.ALERTS_FILE
+
+
+def read_config() -> AlertsConfig:
+    """The stored configuration, or an empty one. Blocking."""
+    path = _path()
+    if not path.exists():
+        return AlertsConfig()
+    try:
+        return AlertsConfig.model_validate_json(path.read_text())
+    except Exception:
+        # A hand-edited file that no longer parses must not stop the engine.
+        return AlertsConfig()
+
+
+def write_config(config: AlertsConfig) -> None:
+    """Blocking."""
+    path = _path()
+    path.parent.mkdir(parents=True, exist_ok=True)
+    path.write_text(config.model_dump_json(indent=2))
+
+
+@router.get("/config", response_model=AlertsConfig)
+async def read_alerts_config() -> Any:
+    """What the engine alerts on, and where it sends it."""
+    return await run_in_threadpool(read_config)
+
+
+@router.put("/config", response_model=AlertsConfig)
+async def save_alerts_config(body: AlertsConfig, controller: FlowControllerDep) -> Any:
+    """Replace the configuration. Takes effect immediately."""
+    known = {channel.name for channel in body.channels}
+    for rule in body.rules:
+        missing = [name for name in rule.channels if name not in known]
+        if missing:
+            raise HTTPException(
+                status_code=422,
+                detail=f"No channel named {', '.join(repr(m) for m in missing)}",
+            )
+
+    await run_in_threadpool(write_config, body)
+    if controller.alerts is not None:
+        controller.alerts.config = body
+    return body
+
+
+@router.post("/test/{channel_name}", response_model=Message)
+async def test_channel(channel_name: str, controller: FlowControllerDep) -> Any:
+    """Send one alert, to prove the channel works before relying on it."""
+    if controller.alerts is None:
+        raise HTTPException(status_code=503, detail="Alerting is not running")
+
+    config = controller.alerts.config
+    channel = next((c for c in config.channels if c.name == channel_name), None)
+    if channel is None:
+        raise HTTPException(status_code=404, detail=f"No channel '{channel_name}'")
+
+    await controller.alerts.send(
+        channel,
+        Alert(
+            title="Fluksio test alert",
+            body="If you are reading this, the channel works.",
+            severity="warning",
+        ),
+    )
+    return Message(message=f"Sent a test alert through '{channel_name}'")
diff --git a/backend/app/core/config.py b/backend/app/core/config.py
index e78f51d..8fdf4f0 100644
--- a/backend/app/core/config.py
+++ b/backend/app/core/config.py
@@ -41,6 +41,9 @@ class Settings(BaseSettings):
     # Flows live on disk as a git repository; secrets stay outside it.
     FLOWS_DIR: Path = Path("flow-data/flows")
     SECRETS_FILE: Path = Path("flow-data/secrets.enc")
+    # Which failures reach which channel. Beside the flows, not in them:
+    # alerting is the deployment's concern, not any one flow's.
+    ALERTS_FILE: Path = Path("flow-data/alerts.json")
     # The MCP endpoint, and the OAuth server agents authenticate against. Off
     # until someone asks for it: it opens client registration to the network.
     MCP_ENABLED: bool = False
diff --git a/backend/app/flow/alerts.py b/backend/app/flow/alerts.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..df9f894
--- /dev/null
+++ b/backend/app/flow/alerts.py
@@ -0,0 +1,331 @@
+"""Failing loudly: engine failures reach a person, not just a log line.
+
+Everything that goes wrong already travels the event bus — a node raising, a
+connection dropping, a flow being quarantined, the queue going away. Until now
+the only subscriber was the editor's websocket, so a failure at three in the
+morning was invisible.
+
+The alert manager subscribes to the same bus and forwards what matters to a
+channel the operator configured. What it mostly does is *not* send: the same
+node failing every second is one alert, not thirty-six thousand.
+"""
+
+from __future__ import annotations
+
+import asyncio
+import logging
+import time
+from collections import deque
+from typing import Any, Literal
+
+import httpx
+from pydantic import BaseModel, Field
+
+from app.flow.events import EventBus
+from app.flow.secrets import resolve_params
+
+logger = logging.getLogger(__name__)
+
+# What is worth waking someone for. Everything else on the bus is traffic.
+ALERTING_EVENTS = {
+    "node_error",
+    "node_health",
+    "flow_quarantined",
+    "task_crashed",
+    "engine_degraded",
+    "cascade_dropped",
+    "queue_unavailable",
+}
+
+# The same fault repeating is the same alert.
+DEFAULT_COOLDOWN_S = 900.0
+# A connection flapping is one story, not one alert per transition.
+FLAP_WINDOW_S = 600.0
+FLAP_THRESHOLD = 3
+# However bad it gets, this is the most anyone is told per hour.
+RATE_LIMIT = 10
+RATE_WINDOW_S = 3600.0
+
+
+class Channel(BaseModel):
+    """Somewhere to send an alert."""
+
+    name: str
+    kind: Literal["ntfy", "smtp", "webhook"]
+    enabled: bool = True
+    # ntfy: server + topic + optional token. smtp: to. webhook: url.
+    config: dict[str, Any] = Field(default_factory=dict)
+
+
+class Rule(BaseModel):
+    """Which events go to which channels."""
+
+    events: list[str] = Field(default_factory=list)
+    channels: list[str] = Field(default_factory=list)
+    cooldown_s: float = DEFAULT_COOLDOWN_S
+
+    def matches(self, event_type: str) -> bool:
+        # No list means every alerting event.
+        return not self.events or event_type in self.events
+
+
+class AlertsConfig(BaseModel):
+    """The whole alerting setup, as stored and as the API sees it."""
+
+    enabled: bool = True
+    channels: list[Channel] = Field(default_factory=list)
+    rules: list[Rule] = Field(default_factory=list)
+
+
+class Alert(BaseModel):
+    """What a channel is asked to deliver."""
+
+    title: str
+    body: str
+    severity: Literal["warning", "error"] = "error"
+    flow: str = ""
+    node: str = ""
+
+
+def describe(event: dict[str, Any]) -> Alert | None:
+    """Turn an engine event into something worth reading, or nothing."""
+    kind = event.get("type")
+    flow = str(event.get("flow") or "")
+    node = str(event.get("node") or "")
+    error = str(event.get("error") or event.get("reason") or "")
+
+    if kind == "node_error":
+        return Alert(
+            title=f"{node or 'A node'} failed",
+            body=error or "The node raised while running.",
+            flow=flow,
+            node=node,
+        )
+    if kind == "node_health":
+        if event.get("status") != "down":
+            return None
+        return Alert(
+            title=f"{node or 'A node'} lost its connection",
+            body=str(event.get("detail") or "Reported itself down."),
+            severity="warning",
+            flow=flow,
+            node=node,
+        )
+    if kind == "flow_quarantined":
+        return Alert(
+            title=f"Flow '{flow}' was quarantined",
+            body=(
+                f"It kept crashing, so the engine stopped restarting it. {error}"
+            ).strip(),
+            flow=flow,
+        )
+    if kind == "task_crashed":
+        return Alert(
+            title=f"{event.get('task') or 'A background task'} crashed",
+            body=f"{error} Restarting it.",
+            severity="warning",
+            flow=flow,
+        )
+    if kind == "engine_degraded":
+        return Alert(title="The engine is struggling", body=error or "Degraded.")
+    if kind == "cascade_dropped":
+        return Alert(
+            title="Work was given up on",
+            body=(
+                f"An item for {node or 'a node'} came back "
+                f"{event.get('deliveries')} times and was set aside."
+            ),
+            flow=flow,
+            node=node,
+        )
+    if kind == "queue_unavailable":
+        return Alert(title="The work queue is unreachable", body=error or "")
+    return None
+
+
+def dedup_key(event: dict[str, Any]) -> str:
+    """What counts as "the same alert again"."""
+    return f"{event.get('type')}:{event.get('node') or event.get('flow') or ''}"
+
+
+class AlertManager:
+    """Watches the event bus and tells someone when it matters."""
+
+    def __init__(
+        self,
+        events: EventBus,
+        config: AlertsConfig | None = None,
+        now: Any = time.monotonic,
+    ) -> None:
+        self._events = events
+        self.config = config or AlertsConfig()
+        self._now = now
+        self._last_sent: dict[str, float] = {}
+        self._suppressed: dict[str, int] = {}
+        self._health_flips: dict[str, deque[float]] = {}
+        self._flapping: dict[str, float] = {}
+        self._recent: deque[float] = deque()
+
+    # -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+    # The loop
+    # -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+    async def run(self) -> None:
+        """Consume the bus until cancelled."""
+        async with self._events.subscribe() as queue:
+            while True:
+                event = await queue.get()
+                try:
+                    await self.handle(event)
+                except Exception:
+                    logger.exception("Alerting failed for %s", event.get("type"))
+
+    async def handle(self, event: dict[str, Any]) -> None:
+        if not self.config.enabled:
+            return
+        kind = str(event.get("type") or "")
+        if kind not in ALERTING_EVENTS:
+            return
+        if self._flaps(event):
+            return
+
+        alert = describe(event)
+        if alert is None:
+            return
+
+        rules = [r for r in self.config.rules if r.matches(kind)]
+        if not rules:
+            return
+
+        key = dedup_key(event)
+        cooldown = min(r.cooldown_s for r in rules)
+        if not self._due(key, cooldown):
+            return
+        if not self._within_rate_limit():
+            return
+
+        held = self._suppressed.pop(key, 0)
+        if held:
+            alert = alert.model_copy(
+                update={"body": f"{alert.body} ({held} more since the last alert.)"}
+            )
+
+        names = {name for rule in rules for name in rule.channels}
+        for channel in self.config.channels:
+            if channel.enabled and channel.name in names:
+                await self.send(channel, alert)
+
+    # -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+    # Deciding whether to speak
+    # -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+    def _due(self, key: str, cooldown: float) -> bool:
+        now = self._now()
+        last = self._last_sent.get(key)
+        if last is not None and now - last < cooldown:
+            self._suppressed[key] = self._suppressed.get(key, 0) + 1
+            return False
+        self._last_sent[key] = now
+        return True
+
+    def _within_rate_limit(self) -> bool:
+        now = self._now()
+        while self._recent and self._recent[0] < now - RATE_WINDOW_S:
+            self._recent.popleft()
+        if len(self._recent) >= RATE_LIMIT:
+            logger.warning("Alert rate limit reached; holding back")
+            return False
+        self._recent.append(now)
+        return True
+
+    def _flaps(self, event: dict[str, Any]) -> bool:
+        """Is this health event part of a connection flapping up and down?
+
+        A device dropping every ten seconds should produce one alert, then
+        silence until it settles.
+        """
+        if event.get("type") != "node_health":
+            return False
+        key = str(event.get("node") or "")
+        now = self._now()
+
+        muted_until = self._flapping.get(key)
+        if muted_until is not None:
+            if now < muted_until:
+                # Still flapping — push the window out and stay quiet.
+                if event.get("status") == "down":
+                    self._flapping[key] = now + FLAP_WINDOW_S
+                return True
+            del self._flapping[key]
+
+        flips = self._health_flips.setdefault(key, deque())
+        flips.append(now)
+        while flips and flips[0] < now - FLAP_WINDOW_S:
+            flips.popleft()
+        if len(flips) >= FLAP_THRESHOLD * 2:
+            self._flapping[key] = now + FLAP_WINDOW_S
+            logger.info("Node '%s' is flapping; muting its health alerts", key)
+        return False
+
+    # -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+    # Delivery
+    # -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+    async def send(self, channel: Channel, alert: Alert) -> None:
+        try:
+            config = resolve_params(channel.config)
+        except Exception as exc:
+            logger.error("Channel '%s' has unusable settings: %s", channel.name, exc)
+            return
+
+        try:
+            if channel.kind == "ntfy":
+                await self._send_ntfy(config, alert)
+            elif channel.kind == "webhook":
+                await self._send_webhook(config, alert)
+            else:
+                await self._send_email(config, alert)
+        except Exception as exc:
+            logger.error("Could not alert through '%s': %s", channel.name, exc)
+
+    async def _send_ntfy(self, config: dict[str, Any], alert: Alert) -> None:
+        server = str(config.get("server") or "https://ntfy.sh").rstrip("/")
+        topic = config.get("topic")
+        if not topic:
+            raise ValueError("ntfy needs a topic")
+        headers = {
+            "Title": alert.title,
+            "Priority": "high" if alert.severity == "error" else "default",
+            "Tags": "warning" if alert.severity == "warning" else "rotating_light",
+        }
+        if config.get("token"):
+            headers["Authorization"] = f"Bearer {config['token']}"
+        async with httpx.AsyncClient(timeout=10) as client:
+            response = await client.post(
+                f"{server}/{topic}", content=alert.body.encode(), headers=headers
+            )
+            response.raise_for_status()
+
+    async def _send_webhook(self, config: dict[str, Any], alert: Alert) -> None:
+        url = config.get("url")
+        if not url:
+            raise ValueError("a webhook channel needs a url")
+        async with httpx.AsyncClient(timeout=10) as client:
+            response = await client.post(str(url), json=alert.model_dump())
+            response.raise_for_status()
+
+    async def _send_email(self, config: dict[str, Any], alert: Alert) -> None:
+        from app.core.config import settings
+        from app.utils import send_email
+
+        recipient = config.get("to")
+        if not recipient:
+            raise ValueError("an smtp channel needs a recipient")
+        if not settings.emails_enabled:
+            raise RuntimeError("no SMTP configuration")
+        await asyncio.to_thread(
+            send_email,
+            email_to=str(recipient),
+            subject=alert.title,
+            html_content=f"<p>{alert.body}</p>",
+        )
diff --git a/backend/app/flow/controller.py b/backend/app/flow/controller.py
index 35829b2..b1e5220 100644
--- a/backend/app/flow/controller.py
+++ b/backend/app/flow/controller.py
@@ -22,6 +22,7 @@ from typing import Any, cast
 from fastapi import FastAPI
 from fastapi.concurrency import run_in_threadpool
 
+from app.flow.alerts import AlertManager
 from app.flow.events import EventBus
 from app.flow.executor import ExecutionService
 from app.flow.messages import MessageSpec, qualify
@@ -199,6 +200,7 @@ class FlowController:
         max_workers: int | None = None,
         fastapi_app: FastAPI | None = None,
         execution: ExecutionService | None = None,
+        alerts: AlertManager | None = None,
     ) -> None:
         self.store = store
         self.state = state if state is not None else MemoryState()
@@ -207,6 +209,7 @@ class FlowController:
         self.app = fastapi_app
         # Without one, every trigger runs inline where it was raised.
         self.execution = execution
+        self.alerts = alerts
 
         self.pipeline: Pipeline | None = None
         self.loaded: dict[str, LoadedNode] = {}
diff --git a/backend/app/main.py b/backend/app/main.py
index c998031..730203c 100644
--- a/backend/app/main.py
+++ b/backend/app/main.py
@@ -10,9 +10,11 @@ from fastapi.routing import APIRoute
 from starlette.middleware.cors import CORSMiddleware
 
 from app.api.main import api_router
+from app.api.routes.alerts import read_config as read_alerts_config
 from app.core import security
 from app.core.config import settings
 from app.flow import logs
+from app.flow.alerts import AlertManager
 from app.flow.controller import FlowController
 from app.flow.events import event_bus
 from app.flow.executor import ExecutionService
@@ -65,6 +67,7 @@ async def lifespan(app: FastAPI) -> AsyncIterator[None]:
     # Connectors register their node types before any flow is built with them.
     load_plugins()
 
+    alerts = AlertManager(event_bus, config=read_alerts_config())
     execution = ExecutionService(
         queue=_work_queue(),
         max_workers=settings.FLOW_MAX_WORKERS,
@@ -77,11 +80,13 @@ async def lifespan(app: FastAPI) -> AsyncIterator[None]:
         max_workers=settings.FLOW_MAX_WORKERS,
         fastapi_app=app,
         execution=execution,
+        alerts=alerts,
     )
     app.state.flow_controller = controller
     watchdog = LoopWatchdog(event_bus)
     app.state.watchdog = watchdog
     watchdog_task = asyncio.create_task(watchdog.run(), name="loop-watchdog")
+    alerts_task = asyncio.create_task(alerts.run(), name="alert-manager")
     await controller.start()
     try:
         # A mounted sub-app gets no lifespan of its own, so the MCP session
@@ -90,6 +95,7 @@ async def lifespan(app: FastAPI) -> AsyncIterator[None]:
             yield
     finally:
         watchdog_task.cancel()
+        alerts_task.cancel()
         await controller.stop()
         close_shared_client()
         if settings.MCP_ENABLED:
diff --git a/backend/tests/flow/test_alerts.py b/backend/tests/flow/test_alerts.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..aaca22c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/backend/tests/flow/test_alerts.py
@@ -0,0 +1,193 @@
+"""Alerting: failing loudly once, not thirty-six thousand times."""
+
+import asyncio
+
+import pytest
+
+from app.flow.alerts import (
+    FLAP_THRESHOLD,
+    RATE_LIMIT,
+    Alert,
+    AlertManager,
+    AlertsConfig,
+    Channel,
+    Rule,
+    describe,
+)
+from app.flow.events import EventBus
+
+
+class Clock:
+    """A hand-wound clock, so cooldowns take no real time."""
+
+    def __init__(self) -> None:
+        self.now = 0.0
+
+    def __call__(self) -> float:
+        return self.now
+
+    def advance(self, seconds: float) -> None:
+        self.now += seconds
+
+
+def manager(clock: Clock) -> tuple[AlertManager, list[Alert]]:
+    sent: list[Alert] = []
+    config = AlertsConfig(
+        channels=[Channel(name="phone", kind="ntfy", config={"topic": "t"})],
+        rules=[Rule(events=[], channels=["phone"], cooldown_s=900)],
+    )
+    alerts = AlertManager(EventBus(), config=config, now=clock)
+
+    async def capture(channel, alert):
+        sent.append(alert)
+
+    alerts.send = capture  # type: ignore[method-assign]
+    return alerts, sent
+
+
+def error_event(node: str = "heating.pump") -> dict:
+    return {"type": "node_error", "flow": "heating", "node": node, "error": "boom"}
+
+
+def test_a_failure_reaches_the_channel():
+    clock = Clock()
+    alerts, sent = manager(clock)
+
+    asyncio.run(alerts.handle(error_event()))
+
+    assert [a.title for a in sent] == ["heating.pump failed"]
+    assert sent[0].body == "boom"
+
+
+def test_ordinary_traffic_is_not_an_alert():
+    clock = Clock()
+    alerts, sent = manager(clock)
+
+    asyncio.run(alerts.handle({"type": "message_value", "name": "heating.temp"}))
+    asyncio.run(alerts.handle({"type": "node_executed", "node": "heating.pump"}))
+
+    assert sent == []
+
+
+def test_the_same_failure_repeating_is_one_alert():
+    clock = Clock()
+    alerts, sent = manager(clock)
+
+    async def scenario():
+        for _ in range(50):
+            await alerts.handle(error_event())
+            clock.advance(1)
+
+    asyncio.run(scenario())
+
+    assert len(sent) == 1
+
+
+def test_the_cooldown_ends_and_says_what_was_missed():
+    clock = Clock()
+    alerts, sent = manager(clock)
+
+    async def scenario():
+        await alerts.handle(error_event())
+        for _ in range(4):
+            clock.advance(10)
+            await alerts.handle(error_event())
+        clock.advance(1000)
+        await alerts.handle(error_event())
+
+    asyncio.run(scenario())
+
+    assert len(sent) == 2
+    assert "4 more since the last alert" in sent[1].body
+
+
+def test_different_nodes_alert_separately():
+    clock = Clock()
+    alerts, sent = manager(clock)
+
+    async def scenario():
+        await alerts.handle(error_event("heating.pump"))
+        await alerts.handle(error_event("heating.valve"))
+
+    asyncio.run(scenario())
+
+    assert len(sent) == 2
+
+
+def test_a_flapping_connection_goes_quiet():
+    """A device dropping every few seconds is one story, not one alert each."""
+    clock = Clock()
+    alerts, sent = manager(clock)
+
+    async def scenario():
+        for _ in range(FLAP_THRESHOLD * 2 + 6):
+            await alerts.handle(
+                {"type": "node_health", "node": "heating.pump", "status": "down"}
+            )
+            clock.advance(5)
+            await alerts.handle(
+                {"type": "node_health", "node": "heating.pump", "status": "ok"}
+            )
+            clock.advance(5)
+
+    asyncio.run(scenario())
+
+    # The first drop is worth knowing about; the rest is noise.
+    assert len(sent) == 1
+
+
+def test_a_storm_is_capped():
+    clock = Clock()
+    alerts, sent = manager(clock)
+
+    async def scenario():
+        for i in range(RATE_LIMIT + 20):
+            await alerts.handle(error_event(f"heating.n{i}"))
+            clock.advance(1)
+
+    asyncio.run(scenario())
+
+    assert len(sent) == RATE_LIMIT
+
+
+def test_nothing_is_sent_without_a_rule():
+    clock = Clock()
+    alerts, sent = manager(clock)
+    alerts.config = AlertsConfig(
+        channels=[Channel(name="phone", kind="ntfy", config={"topic": "t"})],
+        rules=[Rule(events=["queue_unavailable"], channels=["phone"])],
+    )
+
+    asyncio.run(alerts.handle(error_event()))
+
+    assert sent == []
+
+
+def test_alerting_can_be_switched_off():
+    clock = Clock()
+    alerts, sent = manager(clock)
+    alerts.config = alerts.config.model_copy(update={"enabled": False})
+
+    asyncio.run(alerts.handle(error_event()))
+
+    assert sent == []
+
+
+@pytest.mark.parametrize(
+    ("event", "expected"),
+    [
+        (
+            {"type": "flow_quarantined", "flow": "heating"},
+            "Flow 'heating' was quarantined",
+        ),
+        (
+            {"type": "queue_unavailable", "error": "gone"},
+            "The work queue is unreachable",
+        ),
+        ({"type": "engine_degraded", "reason": "lag"}, "The engine is struggling"),
+        ({"type": "node_health", "status": "ok"}, None),
+    ],
+)
+def test_every_alerting_event_reads_as_a_sentence(event, expected):
+    alert = describe(event)
+    assert (alert.title if alert else None) == expected
diff --git a/frontend/src/client/schemas.gen.ts b/frontend/src/client/schemas.gen.ts
index 5d41d39..58d0dcc 100644
--- a/frontend/src/client/schemas.gen.ts
+++ b/frontend/src/client/schemas.gen.ts
@@ -1,5 +1,32 @@
 // This file is auto-generated by @hey-api/openapi-ts
 
+export const AlertsConfigSchema = {
+    properties: {
+        enabled: {
+            type: 'boolean',
+            title: 'Enabled',
+            default: true
+        },
+        channels: {
+            items: {
+                '$ref': '#/components/schemas/Channel'
+            },
+            type: 'array',
+            title: 'Channels'
+        },
+        rules: {
+            items: {
+                '$ref': '#/components/schemas/Rule'
+            },
+            type: 'array',
+            title: 'Rules'
+        }
+    },
+    type: 'object',
+    title: 'AlertsConfig',
+    description: 'The whole alerting setup, as stored and as the API sees it.'
+} as const;
+
 export const Body_login_login_access_tokenSchema = {
     properties: {
         grant_type: {
@@ -135,6 +162,34 @@ export const Body_oauth_tokenSchema = {
     title: 'Body_oauth-token'
 } as const;
 
+export const ChannelSchema = {
+    properties: {
+        name: {
+            type: 'string',
+            title: 'Name'
+        },
+        kind: {
+            type: 'string',
+            enum: ['ntfy', 'smtp', 'webhook'],
+            title: 'Kind'
+        },
+        enabled: {
+            type: 'boolean',
+            title: 'Enabled',
+            default: true
+        },
+        config: {
+            additionalProperties: true,
+            type: 'object',
+            title: 'Config'
+        }
+    },
+    type: 'object',
+    required: ['name', 'kind'],
+    title: 'Channel',
+    description: 'Somewhere to send an alert.'
+} as const;
+
 export const DTypeSchema = {
     type: 'string',
     enum: ['float', 'int', 'str', 'bool', 'json'],
@@ -1013,6 +1068,33 @@ export const RenameRequestSchema = {
     title: 'RenameRequest'
 } as const;
 
+export const RuleSchema = {
+    properties: {
+        events: {
+            items: {
+                type: 'string'
+            },
+            type: 'array',
+            title: 'Events'
+        },
+        channels: {
+            items: {
+                type: 'string'
+            },
+            type: 'array',
+            title: 'Channels'
+        },
+        cooldown_s: {
+            type: 'number',
+            title: 'Cooldown S',
+            default: 900
+        }
+    },
+    type: 'object',
+    title: 'Rule',
+    description: 'Which events go to which channels.'
+} as const;
+
 export const RunRequestSchema = {
     properties: {
         inputs: {
diff --git a/frontend/src/client/sdk.gen.ts b/frontend/src/client/sdk.gen.ts
index 7ca8e61..b4d1fb0 100644
--- a/frontend/src/client/sdk.gen.ts
+++ b/frontend/src/client/sdk.gen.ts
@@ -3,7 +3,63 @@
 import type { CancelablePromise } from './core/CancelablePromise';
 import { OpenAPI } from './core/OpenAPI';
 import { request as __request } from './core/request';
-import type { FlowsReadFlowsResponse, FlowsReadNodeTypesResponse, FlowsReadLibraryResponse, FlowsDeleteSharedNodeData, FlowsDeleteSharedNodeResponse, FlowsReadFlowData, FlowsReadFlowResponse, FlowsSaveFlowData, FlowsSaveFlowResponse, FlowsDeleteFlowData, FlowsDeleteFlowResponse, FlowsPublishFlowData, FlowsPublishFlowResponse, FlowsDiscardDraftData, FlowsDiscardDraftResponse, FlowsRenameFlowData, FlowsRenameFlowResponse, FlowsReadNodeSourceData, FlowsReadNodeSourceResponse, FlowsSaveNodeSourceData, FlowsSaveNodeSourceResponse, FlowsShareNodeData, FlowsShareNodeResponse, FlowsUnshareNodeData, FlowsUnshareNodeResponse, FlowsStartFlowData, FlowsStartFlowResponse, FlowsStopFlowData, FlowsStopFlowResponse, FlowsPauseFlowData, FlowsPauseFlowResponse, FlowsResumeFlowData, FlowsResumeFlowResponse, FlowsValidateFlowData, FlowsValidateFlowResponse, FlowsRunFlowData, FlowsRunFlowResponse, FlowsTriggerNodeData, FlowsTriggerNodeResponse, FlowsReadFlowStateData, FlowsReadFlowStateResponse, FlowsReadMessageHistoryData, FlowsReadMessageHistoryResponse, LoginLoginAccessTokenData, LoginLoginAccessTokenResponse, LoginTestTokenResponse, LoginRecoverPasswordData, LoginRecoverPasswordResponse, LoginResetPasswordData, LoginResetPasswordResponse, LoginRecoverPasswordHtmlContentData, LoginRecoverPasswordHtmlContentResponse, OauthRegisterClientData, OauthRegisterClientResponse, OauthAuthorizeValidateData, OauthAuthorizeValidateResponse, OauthAuthorizeData, OauthAuthorizeResponse, OauthTokenData, OauthTokenResponse, PrivateCreateUserData, PrivateCreateUserResponse, SecretsReadSecretsResponse, SecretsSaveSecretData, SecretsSaveSecretResponse, SecretsDeleteSecretData, SecretsDeleteSecretResponse, UsersReadUsersData, UsersReadUsersResponse, UsersCreateUserData, UsersCreateUserResponse, UsersReadUserMeResponse, UsersDeleteUserMeResponse, UsersUpdateUserMeData, UsersUpdateUserMeResponse, UsersUpdatePasswordMeData, UsersUpdatePasswordMeResponse, UsersRegisterUserData, UsersRegisterUserResponse, UsersReadUserByIdData, UsersReadUserByIdResponse, UsersUpdateUserData, UsersUpdateUserResponse, UsersDeleteUserData, UsersDeleteUserResponse, UtilsTestEmailData, UtilsTestEmailResponse, UtilsHealthCheckResponse, UtilsHealthResponse } from './types.gen';
+import type { AlertsReadAlertsConfigResponse, AlertsSaveAlertsConfigData, AlertsSaveAlertsConfigResponse, AlertsTestChannelData, AlertsTestChannelResponse, FlowsReadFlowsResponse, FlowsReadNodeTypesResponse, FlowsReadLibraryResponse, FlowsDeleteSharedNodeData, FlowsDeleteSharedNodeResponse, FlowsReadFlowData, FlowsReadFlowResponse, FlowsSaveFlowData, FlowsSaveFlowResponse, FlowsDeleteFlowData, FlowsDeleteFlowResponse, FlowsPublishFlowData, FlowsPublishFlowResponse, FlowsDiscardDraftData, FlowsDiscardDraftResponse, FlowsRenameFlowData, FlowsRenameFlowResponse, FlowsReadNodeSourceData, FlowsReadNodeSourceResponse, FlowsSaveNodeSourceData, FlowsSaveNodeSourceResponse, FlowsShareNodeData, FlowsShareNodeResponse, FlowsUnshareNodeData, FlowsUnshareNodeResponse, FlowsStartFlowData, FlowsStartFlowResponse, FlowsStopFlowData, FlowsStopFlowResponse, FlowsPauseFlowData, FlowsPauseFlowResponse, FlowsResumeFlowData, FlowsResumeFlowResponse, FlowsValidateFlowData, FlowsValidateFlowResponse, FlowsRunFlowData, FlowsRunFlowResponse, FlowsTriggerNodeData, FlowsTriggerNodeResponse, FlowsReadFlowStateData, FlowsReadFlowStateResponse, FlowsReadMessageHistoryData, FlowsReadMessageHistoryResponse, LoginLoginAccessTokenData, LoginLoginAccessTokenResponse, LoginTestTokenResponse, LoginRecoverPasswordData, LoginRecoverPasswordResponse, LoginResetPasswordData, LoginResetPasswordResponse, LoginRecoverPasswordHtmlContentData, LoginRecoverPasswordHtmlContentResponse, OauthRegisterClientData, OauthRegisterClientResponse, OauthAuthorizeValidateData, OauthAuthorizeValidateResponse, OauthAuthorizeData, OauthAuthorizeResponse, OauthTokenData, OauthTokenResponse, PrivateCreateUserData, PrivateCreateUserResponse, SecretsReadSecretsResponse, SecretsSaveSecretData, SecretsSaveSecretResponse, SecretsDeleteSecretData, SecretsDeleteSecretResponse, UsersReadUsersData, UsersReadUsersResponse, UsersCreateUserData, UsersCreateUserResponse, UsersReadUserMeResponse, UsersDeleteUserMeResponse, UsersUpdateUserMeData, UsersUpdateUserMeResponse, UsersUpdatePasswordMeData, UsersUpdatePasswordMeResponse, UsersRegisterUserData, UsersRegisterUserResponse, UsersReadUserByIdData, UsersReadUserByIdResponse, UsersUpdateUserData, UsersUpdateUserResponse, UsersDeleteUserData, UsersDeleteUserResponse, UtilsTestEmailData, UtilsTestEmailResponse, UtilsHealthCheckResponse, UtilsHealthResponse } from './types.gen';
+
+export class AlertsService {
+    /**
+     * Read Alerts Config
+     * What the engine alerts on, and where it sends it.
+     * @returns AlertsConfig Successful Response
+     * @throws ApiError
+     */
+    public static readAlertsConfig(): CancelablePromise<AlertsReadAlertsConfigResponse> {
+        return __request(OpenAPI, {
+            method: 'GET',
+            url: '/api/v1/alerts/config'
+        });
+    }
+    
+    /**
+     * Save Alerts Config
+     * Replace the configuration. Takes effect immediately.
+     * @param data The data for the request.
+     * @param data.requestBody
+     * @returns AlertsConfig Successful Response
+     * @throws ApiError
+     */
+    public static saveAlertsConfig(data: AlertsSaveAlertsConfigData): CancelablePromise<AlertsSaveAlertsConfigResponse> {
+        return __request(OpenAPI, {
+            method: 'PUT',
+            url: '/api/v1/alerts/config',
+            body: data.requestBody,
+            mediaType: 'application/json',
+            errors: {
+                422: 'Validation Error'
+            }
+        });
+    }
+    
+    /**
+     * Test Channel
+     * Send one alert, to prove the channel works before relying on it.
+     * @param data The data for the request.
+     * @param data.channelName
+     * @returns Message Successful Response
+     * @throws ApiError
+     */
+    public static testChannel(data: AlertsTestChannelData): CancelablePromise<AlertsTestChannelResponse> {
+        return __request(OpenAPI, {
+            method: 'POST',
+            url: '/api/v1/alerts/test/{channel_name}',
+            path: {
+                channel_name: data.channelName
+            },
+            errors: {
+                422: 'Validation Error'
+            }
+        });
+    }
+}
 
 export class FlowsService {
     /**
diff --git a/frontend/src/client/types.gen.ts b/frontend/src/client/types.gen.ts
index cf3a938..ed582d7 100644
--- a/frontend/src/client/types.gen.ts
+++ b/frontend/src/client/types.gen.ts
@@ -1,5 +1,14 @@
 // This file is auto-generated by @hey-api/openapi-ts
 
+/**
+ * The whole alerting setup, as stored and as the API sees it.
+ */
+export type AlertsConfig = {
+    enabled?: boolean;
+    channels?: Array<Channel>;
+    rules?: Array<Rule>;
+};
+
 export type Body_login_login_access_token = {
     grant_type?: (string | null);
     username: string;
@@ -19,6 +28,20 @@ export type Body_oauth_token = {
     resource?: (string | null);
 };
 
+/**
+ * Somewhere to send an alert.
+ */
+export type Channel = {
+    name: string;
+    kind: 'ntfy' | 'smtp' | 'webhook';
+    enabled?: boolean;
+    config?: {
+        [key: string]: unknown;
+    };
+};
+
+export type kind = 'ntfy' | 'smtp' | 'webhook';
+
 /**
  * Serializable payload types.
  *
@@ -301,6 +324,15 @@ export type RenameRequest = {
     new_name: string;
 };
 
+/**
+ * Which events go to which channels.
+ */
+export type Rule = {
+    events?: Array<(string)>;
+    channels?: Array<(string)>;
+    cooldown_s?: number;
+};
+
 export type RunRequest = {
     inputs?: {
         [key: string]: unknown;
@@ -402,6 +434,20 @@ export type ValidationResult = {
     issues?: Array<ValidationIssue>;
 };
 
+export type AlertsReadAlertsConfigResponse = (AlertsConfig);
+
+export type AlertsSaveAlertsConfigData = {
+    requestBody: AlertsConfig;
+};
+
+export type AlertsSaveAlertsConfigResponse = (AlertsConfig);
+
+export type AlertsTestChannelData = {
+    channelName: string;
+};
+
+export type AlertsTestChannelResponse = (Message);
+
 export type FlowsReadFlowsResponse = (FlowsPublic);
 
 export type FlowsReadNodeTypesResponse = (Array<NodeTypeInfo>);